Saturday, April 29, 2006

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ATTENTION CITIZENS.
TO PUT THE WAR IN IRAQ IN PERSPECTIVE, THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH IS PROVIDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON U.S. WAR DEATHS. This information should put in perspective how minor our casualties have been in this LIBERATION OPERATION.

American Revolution, 1775-83: 4,435 deaths (1.4 per day). U.S. Pop. 4M.
War of 1812, 1812-15: 2,260 deaths (2.5 per day). U.S. Pop. 7M.
Mexican War, 1846-48: 13,283 deaths (20.7 per day). U.S. Pop. 17M.
Civil War 1861-65: 498,332 deaths (331.1 per day). U.S. Pop. 31M.
Spanish-American War, 1898:2,446 deaths (22.4 per day). U.S. Pop. 75M.
WWI, 1917-18: 116,516 deaths (199.5 per day). U.S.Pop. 106M.
WWII, 1941-46:405,399 deaths (219.1 per day). U.S.Pop. 132M.
Korean Conflict (Non-War), 1950-53: 36,576 deaths (32.4 per day). U.S.Pop. 151M.
Vietnam Conflict (Non-War), 1964-73: 58,200 deaths (18.8 per day). U.S.Pop. 203M.
Gulf War, 1990-91: 382 deaths (1.8 per day). U.S.Pop. 248M.
Iraq War, 2003-TO DATE: 2398 deaths (2.11091549296 per day). U.S.Pop. 291M.

As you see, Citizen, this is A WAR WE CAN AFFORD.

Remember: "THOSE WHO AID THE ENEMY ARE THE ENEMY.
NEGA-THINKERS AID THE ENEMY. "

This is BIG BROTHER.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Tony Snow To Reign


Greetings Citizens. This is BIG BROTHER.

Big Brother welcomes FOX News' Tony Snow to the fight against LIBERAL BIAS in the media. Mr. Snow, no novice when it comes TRUTH CREATION and DOUBLE SPEAK, will certainly aid OUR BELOVED PRESIDENT as a voice through which OBP may be understood. HENCEFORTH, previous White House Press Secretaries are not to be mentioned; unless their involvement explains any misinterpreted statements by OUR BELOVED LEADER.

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!

BIG BROTHER

Thursday, April 20, 2006

On Death & War


Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.
~Donald Rumsfeld

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Franklin Was Wrong


Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
~Benjamin Franklin

Not to give up essential liberties in time of threat to safety is selfish and suspicious. Good Citizens know that only criminals, NEGA-THINKERS, and enemies of Our Beloved Government are overly concerned about essential liberties.

Until next time, do your part.

BIG BROTHER is WATCHING YOU

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Casualties Have Been Spread Thin


U.S. CASUALTIES IN IRAQ TO DATE: 2,337

WOUNDED TO DATE: 17,004

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"Greetings, Citizens. This is BIG BROTHER."

The glorious sacrifices for Our Beloved Government have been spread thin across our HOMELAND. Few Citizens actually know of or are related to any of our fallen comrades. So, do not let the gloom of WAR overtake your VICTORY joy, Citizen.

With only 2,337 casualties thus far, the WAR caused by Saddam Hussein and his TERRORIST CELLS has been one of the LEAST DEADLY wars fought by any Beloved Government. A Citizen is far more likely to meet a disabled veteran-seven times more often in fact-than to ever actually know a fallen comrade. So REJOICE that this DEFENSIVE WAR has hardly affected you, Citizen. And when you see a VETERAN VICTIM of the WAR ON TERROR, be sure to thank them for their loss; one they should be proud to sustain.

Until next time, this is BIG BROTHER.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

There ARE Things Citizens Shouldn't Know


Greetings Citizens. This is BIG BROTHER.

It is NEGA-THINK to ponder why OUR BELOVED LEADER's SECOND IN COMMAND waited some eighteen hours before notifying local authorities about his accidental shooting of a hunting companion. The SIC is above reproach and hence is not required to abide by laws pertaining to local citizenry.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

This is BIG BROTHER...


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THIS IS A TEST OF THE NATIONAL MESSAGE SYSTEM. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!

ATTENTION CITIZENS! PLEASE PREPARE TO READ THE WORDS OF BIG BROTHER. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!

"Greetings Citizens,"

This is BIG BROTHER. This is a message for all citizens. There have been recent reports of NEGA-THINKERS rebelling in cliques against our Grand Old Party. Be assured these NEGA-THINKERS are being dealt with and pose no threat to our war in Iraq.

And now:

HOW TO IDENTIFY AN NEGA-THINKER.

There are many ways to identify a NEGA-THINKERS. Some "NTs" will openly oppose our Beloved Government in word, speak, or action. Our Beloved Government can easily identify such NTs. However, some NTs are more difficult to identify. They have yet to admit their NEGA-THINK speak over formal communications, causing difficulty in their inevitable identification. Still, some will speak NEGA-THINK speak to individuals. This is where you, Citizens, can defend your country from NEGA-THINKERS.

When you find an NEGA-THINKER opposing our Beloved Government remind them that the world has changed since September Eleventh, Two Thousand One. Remind them that our enemies hate our freedom and our way of life. Question any NTs'' patriotism. Ask NTs if they support the troops; yes or no. These simple questions can often stop an NT from assaulting you further with NEGA-THINK.

Until next time, this is BIG BROTHER.

Remember; WAR is PEACE.