Tony Snow To Reign

Greetings Citizens. This is BIG BROTHER.

Big Brother welcomes FOX News' Tony Snow to the fight against LIBERAL BIAS in the media. Mr. Snow, no novice when it comes TRUTH CREATION and DOUBLE SPEAK, will certainly aid OUR BELOVED PRESIDENT as a voice through which OBP may be understood. HENCEFORTH, previous White House Press Secretaries are not to be mentioned; unless their involvement explains any misinterpreted statements by OUR BELOVED LEADER.

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!

BIG BROTHER