This is BIG BROTHER...

THIS IS A TEST OF THE NATIONAL MESSAGE SYSTEM. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!

ATTENTION CITIZENS! PLEASE PREPARE TO READ THE WORDS OF BIG BROTHER. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!

"Greetings Citizens,"

This is BIG BROTHER. This is a message for all citizens. There have been recent reports of NEGA-THINKERS rebelling in cliques against our Grand Old Party. Be assured these NEGA-THINKERS are being dealt with and pose no threat to our war in Iraq.

And now:

HOW TO IDENTIFY AN NEGA-THINKER.

There are many ways to identify a NEGA-THINKERS. Some "NTs" will openly oppose our Beloved Government in word, speak, or action. Our Beloved Government can easily identify such NTs. However, some NTs are more difficult to identify. They have yet to admit their NEGA-THINK speak over formal communications, causing difficulty in their inevitable identification. Still, some will speak NEGA-THINK speak to individuals. This is where you, Citizens, can defend your country from NEGA-THINKERS.

When you find an NEGA-THINKER opposing our Beloved Government remind them that the world has changed since September Eleventh, Two Thousand One. Remind them that our enemies hate our freedom and our way of life. Question any NTs'' patriotism. Ask NTs if they support the troops; yes or no. These simple questions can often stop an NT from assaulting you further with NEGA-THINK.

Until next time, this is BIG BROTHER.

Remember; WAR is PEACE.