ATTENTION CITIZENS.
TO PUT THE WAR IN IRAQ IN PERSPECTIVE, THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH IS PROVIDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON U.S. WAR DEATHS. This information should put in perspective how minor our casualties have been in this LIBERATION OPERATION.

American Revolution, 1775-83: 4,435 deaths (1.4 per day). U.S. Pop. 4M.
War of 1812, 1812-15: 2,260 deaths (2.5 per day). U.S. Pop. 7M.
Mexican War, 1846-48: 13,283 deaths (20.7 per day). U.S. Pop. 17M.
Civil War 1861-65: 498,332 deaths (331.1 per day). U.S. Pop. 31M.
Spanish-American War, 1898:2,446 deaths (22.4 per day). U.S. Pop. 75M.
WWI, 1917-18: 116,516 deaths (199.5 per day). U.S.Pop. 106M.
WWII, 1941-46:405,399 deaths (219.1 per day). U.S.Pop. 132M.
Korean Conflict (Non-War), 1950-53: 36,576 deaths (32.4 per day). U.S.Pop. 151M.
Vietnam Conflict (Non-War), 1964-73: 58,200 deaths (18.8 per day). U.S.Pop. 203M.
Gulf War, 1990-91: 382 deaths (1.8 per day). U.S.Pop. 248M.
Iraq War, 2003-TO DATE: 2398 deaths (2.11091549296 per day). U.S.Pop. 291M.

As you see, Citizen, this is A WAR WE CAN AFFORD.

Remember: "THOSE WHO AID THE ENEMY ARE THE ENEMY.
NEGA-THINKERS AID THE ENEMY. "

This is BIG BROTHER.

Tony Snow To Reign

Greetings Citizens. This is BIG BROTHER.

Big Brother welcomes FOX News' Tony Snow to the fight against LIBERAL BIAS in the media. Mr. Snow, no novice when it comes TRUTH CREATION and DOUBLE SPEAK, will certainly aid OUR BELOVED PRESIDENT as a voice through which OBP may be understood. HENCEFORTH, previous White House Press Secretaries are not to be mentioned; unless their involvement explains any misinterpreted statements by OUR BELOVED LEADER.

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!

BIG BROTHER